Someone who weighs the pros and cons before master-baiting.
Man I am a master-de-baiter. I knew if i got off then I would be ten minuets late for work... but the pros outweighed the cons.
.... I knew if I got off your mom would walk in... so I decided against it since she hasn't started her period since the last time she caught me.
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An individual who is overweight and talks profanity to his mother and father and acts like a 5 year old child when around people older around him/her. They tend to be on the short side, and only plays "Fortnite" with children 5-10 years younger then he/she is. He/she cannot contain him/herself when around younger children. This individual has high chance of autism and or down syndrome. The term is commonly used in the Twitch community.
"Stop being a Jag De Fag".
"Can you not be a Jag De Fag"
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when one starts de-friending many Facebook friends all at once.
"Man, I was in such a de-friend-zy last night! I think might have deleted you!"
"What the fuck, man?"
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Gorilla Snot in English: an actual gel product straight from Mexico. Best quality of all time (like any true Mexican)
*Google it you disbelievers
Girl: Hey sexy, I like your hair. How do you keep it flawless like that?
-girl touches hair
Guy: Oh like this... mocos de gorila. gorilla snot
Girl: Ew! Ew! you sick bastard
Guy: Calm down thats the name of my gel product
Girl:Oh! What a relief.
*Guy aside: damn pendeja gets worser things jizz on her hands and doesn't complain
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A feat of strength skill or ingenuity, done with ease.
The California band Toure de Force is a Toure de Force
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-(n.) a fear possessed by straight males of sleeping in a bed with other straight males due to the possibility that while sleeping, one of the males will become aroused and his penis will leap over and attack the other male who is sleeping.
Although Blake did not want to sleep on the hardwood floor, he was overcome with circulo de muerto and would not allow himself to sleep in the bed with Brian.
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French for "end of the century."
Professors and scholars use this expression in English to sound intellectually superior.
Oscar Wilde is one of the most controversial figures of fin de siècle Great Britain.
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