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When your nose itches as if you were on coke.
Mary itched her nose so much that everyone thought she was on coke, but she really just had a bad case of coke nose.
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when someone is passed out, you stick your asshole directly on the persons nose, then fart, twice.
J-OP got brown nosed at the basketball tournament.
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The late Chicago journalist and author Mike Royko (BOSS) said that loving Chicago was like loving a beautiful woman with a broken nose: once you're used to her, other merely beautiful women don't quite look right.
Some of the "broken noses" of Chicago:
1. North Side pro baseball team, the Cubs, who perpetuate an execrable win/losss record but are nonetheless idolized as the "cubbies";
2. Weather: coldest major American city other than Minneapolis, snowiest outside Buffalo, steamiest summers outside the Mississippi River Valley or Deep South. Winter days are so short that evening rush occurs in the dark. Even on the best spring days, "San Francisco sweater weather" is practically nonexistent.
3. Political corruption, which is awesome due to its extent, its reach, its resourcesfulness and the apathy with which it is greated by most Chicagoans.
more pleasant phenomena of Chicago that still have a slight eccentric or "broken nose" quality:
1. Italian beef, which is roast been marinated in gravy, garlic and giardinera, served on Italian-crust sandwich bread, and almost unobtainable outside Chicago.
2. the conviction (and it still actually works) that if you place old dinette chairs in the spot from which you just extricated your hitherto snowbound car, that spot will be waiting for you when you get back.
3. Refusal to call the 'Willis Tower' anything other than its original name, the 'Sears Tower.'
"Is this a great city or what"?
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A perpetual state of whining about a particular subject matter to the point of annoyance.
Blue Noser:
1. A complete whiny jabroni.
2. One who whines beyond annoyance.
3. A ridiculous complainer.
John Kerry was blue nosing about the deficit again.
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Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.
Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job
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During 69 eating a girl out may result in your nose being in her butthole area giving the male partner shit nose.
Party douche #1: “Ew, what’s that on Rick’s nose?”
Party douche#2: “I herd Rick and Noel we doing 69, Noel must have given him shit nose.”
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to instult or disrespect
Dude, dont blow the nose on me!
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