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The german bloodhound kiss is when you perform oral sex on your female partner while she is menstruating.
"My girlfriend started her rag today. I can't wait to give her that german bloodhound kiss I read about on Urban Dictionary."
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When a girl is laying on her back, you cum in her mouth ,sit on her face, trap her arms so she cant move then let out the biggest fart and sort of suffocate her with your cheeks
I hate that bitch so I gave her a german gas mask.
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1. A German Sheperd that enjoys the cock of fellow bloodhound.
2. One who herds sheep in Germany and performs sexual acts on male counterparts.
1. Glenn: Hey Wesley, its nice to see you and your dog Spiffy. How old is that Gay German Sheperd of yours anyways? I bought him a new pink sweater.
Wesley: Thanks Glenn, he's 4 yrs old now. Pink is his favorite color.
2. Before he became an asshole dictator Adolf Hitler was actually a gay german sheperd. His favorite sheep, Hanz used to love the feeling of his little half moustace on his german sheep cock when Adolf used to blow him.
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The kind of activity's you do when galavanting around with a pedophile named Jenna and its wife which is the British Queen of Narnia and there germansomely friends who are awesome
A: Dude! That party was awesome!
B: Yeah, it was a german sparkle party!
Q: We, are so awesome
R: Where ever we go german sparkle parties just happen around us!
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1. to smash a computer with a slege hammer.
2. angry german kid's dad
1. dude 1: (bashing the computer) dude 2: O MY GOD DONT BE AN ANGRY GERMAN DAD
2. LEEEEEOOOOOPPPPPOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
agk: WHAT I AM TRYING TO SLEEEP GODDD.
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When you piss in a girl as you are fucking her and hold her close as you whisper in her ear "Hail Hydra"
How do you know if Hydra is recruiting? He'll give you a German Mai Thai
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More then 15 men urinate and deficate on a female while rolling around on a tarp
I cant believe the mess that was made when the frat house shit and pissed all over her during the German Slip and Slide last night!
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