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When someone gets drunk and tries to give herself a pedicure and finds out later that they are not the her liking.
Sally got a tad tipsy at my house the other night and decided to give herself a pedicure in the middle of my bathroom floor. She resulted with a case of drunk toes.
the act of, after having passed out drunk, rising up and wandering around half conscious, and finally urinating, more often than not in an incredibly absurd location that you somehow have imagined is the toilet.
Witness: "get a little tipsy last night?"
Drunk pisser: "I guess so why?"
Witness: "I walked into the kitchen and found you drunk pissing in the refrigerator!"
Getting so drunk, you decide to raid peoples' front Gardens for their plant bots or bird feeders and stumble down the road with them, inevitably dropping and smashing said object.
Jake - "man i was smashed last night, why is my coat covered in mud?"
Claire - "you don't remember? You were blatantly Plantpot Drunk mate"
Jake - "ah no way, my foreheads sore too"
Martyn - "yeah you walking into a lampost"
Sun-drunk is defined as a condition that occurs in the hour after one experiences heavy, prolonged sun exposure. Symptoms include giddiness, intense feelings of certainty and calmness, and overall sensations of peace.
In a state of sun-drunkeness, it is best to just take it slow and go with the flow, especially if you're low on energy. In extreme cases, users must decompress and spend some time in the shade in order to fully recover their bearings.
Hey, are you okay? You look totally out of it.
Yeah, I'm fine - I just spent a few hours laying in the sun and I'm feeling kinda out of it. I think I'm sun-drunk!
a drunk obtained from purchasing the cheapest beer or liquor on the shelf, usually purchased with all change.
I found three dollars in change under the bed. let's get our piggybank drunk on.
1: (adj.) Wasted on purple drank, an illicit yet delicious mixture of prescription promethazine/codeine cough syrup and one's preferred lemon/lime soda, served in a cheap styrofoam cup. Sometimes spelled 'purple-drunk'.
2: (n.) A person who is intoxicated from purp orpurple drank (e.g., every member of Three Six Mafia), often a Southerner or baker. Such people often exhibit drowsiness from the promethazine, as well as opioid-induced hallucinations from excessive consumption.
guy 1: I got busted by the po-po for dranking and driving; apparently, I hallucinated that I was crowdsurfing at a Three Six Mafia concert and crashed my slab into a dumpster.
guy 2: Damn! You mush have been totally purple drunk!
So drunk that people question if they should call the ambulance for you. Regular amount of drunk for scandinavians
Should we call the ambulance? No she is just scandinavian drunk.