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" I went to Australia and survived!"
"No way dude, Dinosaur island!?"
When you visit Long Island and your best friend from high school puts you on a ferry and tells you that we are going to an island where many hot foreign exchange chicks from Russia hangout. Unbeknownst of the islands true origin/nature; on the ferry ride over the sound, you notice that something is off with some of the other ferry goers. Men are holding hands. Not just one gay couple but multiples. The ferry finally touches down at a marina on the other side of the sound on Fire Island. You notice more gay couples. Then as you exit the marina into the town it is an all out flamer fest. Men are galloping briskly up and down the streets in short shorts or speedos. Finally realizing that it was a prank: you go after your best bud…He runs towards some sand dunes and you step on a hypodermic needle or rather a syringe for shooting heroin, cocaine, and/or most likely crystal meth. “Ouch that hurts”, you said. Finally you run down your best bud and beat the living snot out of him and call him a faggot. Later on after traveling back to your home in Alabama, you go in for a regular checkup and they take blood. The doctor tells you that you have contracted HIV or rather, the AIDS virus. You ask how long you have to live. The doctor tells you that your life has just begun………..Fire Islanded…..
Best Buddy from HS to a former Long Island acquaintance at Hooters restaurant:
“Yo bruh. Did you hear about what I pulled on Eric last week when I drug him up to NY because I needed the towing capacity of his Dodge Ram to get my Honda Accord into my personal auto mechanic up there?”
Acquaintance sitting on bar stool:
“Yeah, I heard he got fire islanded! Oldest trick in the book bro. Hands down.”
Hooters bartender with big fake boobs:
“Your friend sounds like one gullible person. Does he have AIDS? Is he single?”
the desolate and forgotten area between the testicles and the anus
After three days of hiking through the jungle, that motherfucker had a ripe-ass goat island.
Shouldn't be a state and is not even an island
Rhode Island is named after an Irish chicken -Phillip J. Waite
A country in north-western Europe, off the north-western coast of the European mainland. Also known as the United Kingdom. Notorious for rampant levels of noncery in political, public and private life.
1. I've got a 12 hour layover on nonce island.
2. oof, hope you like jellied eels.
"People of The Water" Native American Tribe located in Washington State.
Squaxin Island was one of the first 30 tribes in the nation that entered into the Self Governance Demonstration Project with the federal government.
"What is the name of your tribe?" . . . "Squaxin Island"
an island off the coast of Virginia, also known as Satan's den. A very terrifying and utterly disturbing area that should most definitely be erased from the planet. Population: about 6, and not one of them is in there right mind.
I once visited Tangier Island as a kid, it was absolutely scarring. I will never feel safe again.