Dodo Egg

Any obsolete or obscure device, equipment, piece of technology, or object, usually no longer being produced and seldom needed, with the exception of a single infrequent critical task.

Due to it's depreciated status, it is usually a near impossible item to acquire, however it is not necessarily expensive.

IT Guy 1: To get Harvey's favourite astrology program to work, I'll have to somehow get a hold of a 5.25'' floppy drive.

IT Guy 2: Oh man, where you gonna get a dodo egg like that? No one's making floppy drives anymore! Can't you just get him a newer program?

IT Guy 1: I wish, but he insists that no other program will do. Besides, he pays hourly.

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Cheesy eggs

1. A combination of scrambled eggs and cheddar cheese. Add bacon bits, salt, pepper, or hot sauce as needed.
2. The food of the gods.

A: What do you want to eat?

B: Can you make some cheesy eggs? I love those things.

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Egg Head

Normally it’s named Alex Iaco

Person 1: Is that Alex Iaco?
Person 2: You mean egg head!

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scumbled eggs

when you ejaculate, or cum in someones eggs, usually done for a gay partner after a night of fun and much "swallowing", the meal is called scumbled eggs, a play on scrambled eggs

Jimmy: What do you want for breakfast cutie pootie
Billy: I don't know sex-kitten how about some eggs
Jimmy: ok, ill add something special how about some scumbled eggs?

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egg mcmuffdive

an alternative form of egg mcmuffin

At a Mcdonalds Drive Thru: "Yeah, let me get 2 hash browns, and orange juice, and an egg mcmuffdive."

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Crack the egg

A game to play on a trampoline how to play: one person becomes the egg and curls up in the middle of the trampoline the the person/people try to make that person let go of there knees/not curl up by jumping when they do the egg has been cracked and someone else becomes the egg

Person 1:i played crack the egg yesterday
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1*:looks it up on UB*
Person 2:that sounds fun and dangerous!

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egg on a bean

Egg on a Bean is a slang term used in the lower south of England - mainly the island City of Portsmouth. It is slang for good.

Guy 1: Hey man I just filled those reports for you
Guy 2: Egg on a Bean

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