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The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .
Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.
When you force yourself to stay awake after not sleeping the whole night, and you get the "Brain-Pain".
Person: "what's wrong you look tired"
Me: "my sleep schedule is fucked so i stayed awake the whole night. Now I've got the 'Brain-Pain'."
correct and far superior word for "headache"
"I don't know, I'm having such a headache today" - "Headache???? What's a headache???? Don't you mean brain pain?!!!"
Any cringe
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Guy: this is cringe
Other guy: do you mean undertale pain
Guy: what
Other guy: AAJSNHS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT UNDERTALE PAIN IS WHY ARE WE EVEN FRIENDS
Guy: :(
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Every time I see a child I smile, then I frown, then before I can visually look sad I'm pretty sure my face has just gone blank, because at this point I have realised that, I'm 19. I have no job, no license, my boyfriend and I have only been together for 5 months and I already have the feeling he is the right guy for me. Do you every get the feeling that you exist for one specific reason? My reason is my future, because in the future, I'll have my own family.
I believe that getting a puppy will not solve my mother pains.
Pro-Pain is a feeling you get from smoking bad weed which causes you too have a headache.
Are you smoking pro-pain? If so I'm good that stuff gives me a migraine.
CRUST PAIN. NOUN.
1. When the extremities of bread, usually toasted, becomes inflamed or injured, causing pain and irritation.
2. Spilling your tea so many times your table becomes crusty and your grandma suffers a heart attack.
"I can't believe my toast developed crust pain! Now I have to get a new slice."