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When you finger, eat out, and fuck someone all within 30 minutes
Ed: Hey bro did you score with Alea last night?
Adam: Hell yeah bro I gave her a power job! She couldn't even drive home!
:Wow, that persons tiny
:yeah she’s pretty small
Both: SHES GOT PEEWEE POWER!!!
to violently throw up to then consume more alcohol to get more fucked up
Dolphinpower (dp) is the name a unit of measurement of power, the rate at which work is done particularly in water. The term was adopted with growing demand for marine powered equipment such as PWCs (personal water craft) as it was noted horses are simply useless in aquatic based environments. To compensate for this, many manufactures of marine engines adopted dolphinpower, to further convey accurate velocity of their equipment in and on the water.
Conversions:
0.39 Dolphinpower (dp) = 1 Horsepower (hp) = 25.75 foot gallons /second
0.39 Dolphinpower (dp) = 0.29kW
How many dolphin power is your new jet ski?
to be utterly annoyed by someone who consitintly calls you non stop
katie: why is your cell phone always off when you have our son
matt: because his moms a bitch and power calls the fuck out of me
The superhuman powers of a perosn with massive, protruding teeth
omg, no,no! please dont use your incisor power!
A sudden burst of abilities that happen after a bad breakup. A common example is the concept of "Optimus Fine". Breakup powers often manifest in the form of extreme motivation, dedication, and improvement in physical attributes, performance in work/school related skills, or in personal projects.
These improvements are fueled from a genuine desire to improve oneself, or on the other extreme, pure spite for the ex-partner in an effort to show them what they've lost. The effects may last from a few weeks to a couple of years, depending directly on how hard the breakup was.
If you have gone through a breakup, and feel an overwhelming urge to improve yourself in every way and get things done, you might be developing breakup powers. You will feel the urge to get good in every aspect of your life, be the absolute best you can be, and maybe show your ex what they're missing out on. Keep the motivation going, just don't hurt yourself, and take care of yourself!