right here

Are you going to wait any longer?

Coz this wildfire right here be burning

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the price is right

when you hook-up with a girl and you count the number of teeth she has with your tongue.

i pashed this chick last night and i gave her 'the price is right.'i think she had 28

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Fuck Right Off

It still means fuck off, but it’s a fuck off on steroids with its fists clenched, eyes staring and a snarl on its lips. But that’s not the end of it, you can be told to “ most definitely fuck right off”, where in addition to staring and snarling with its fists clenched sweating and trembling with anticipation for the tiny trigger that will let it rip your head off and shit down your neck. There are numerous other variations until you are told to “most fucking definitely fucking well fuck right fucking off”. If this sound incoherent it’s because it is; you are now faced with a berserk, ninja vampire with titanium talons and diamond teeth who is a hairsbreadth away from howling chaos and the total destruction of you, your family and all your ancestors so that you become not even a memory.

If anyone rejects this definition, they can fuck right off.

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Alt-right Warrior

n. An individual who steadfastly and resolutely supports the policies of President Donald J. Trump and his cronies. "Alt-right warriors" claim to be anti-establishment while ignoring the establishment personnel appointed to key cabinet and political positions by Trump, who include high-level Goldman Sachs executives and former executives. These "warriors" either ignore or are dismissive of Trump's aim to enforce federal laws against recreational use of marijuana toward states that have chosen by popular vote to legalize it.

Alt-right warrior: "Donald Trump is anti-establishment."
Socrates: "Take a look at the alligators he brought that now infest the Washington swamp."
Also: "You told me you smoke recreationally. He wants you jailed. You shouldn't have voted for him."

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The Right to Cunt

A saying used by a Higher official to a lower Class, to state that they have the right to be a cunt because they deserve it for doing something important for the other. Similar to 'the Right to be a Cunt' it was shortened for easy use in conversation.

e.g King to Peasant, Home owner to Tenant, Person who pays the bills to Person who doesn't, Father to Son, Employer to Employee.

All you ever do is complain, I have the right to cunt in this house.

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yea, right?

An agreeable response to an obviously stated fact.

Joe: Damn, your driving is really terrible tonight.

Bill: Yea, right?

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Equal Rights

It means that if a girl should give a guy head, he needs to return the favour by giving the girl head

Boy:u wanna give me head?
Girl: sure but u have to return the favour

Boy: nahhh that’s nasty
Girl: haven’t u heard about equal rights?

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