Road Rules

The Real World's bastard step-brother. Only half as entertaining, but just as worthless.

Shotgun Rule

If a person calls shotgun, they automatically get that place in the vehicle. There are only a few exceptions to this rule (also called the Shotty Rule depending on where you're from), such as
~The boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse of the driver automatically has this spot unless they decline
~The driver of the vehicle has overall say if more than one person calls shotgun at once.
Under no circumstances are you allowed to break this rule.

Pawl-Shotgun!
(Gary gets in shotgun)
(long drawn out silence. Driver doesn't start vehicle)
Pawl-Gary, what the hell. Didn't you just hear me call shotgun?
Gary-I can't fit in the backseat! my legs are too long.
Pawl-you liar!
Driver-you just broke the shotgun rule. only the worst scum of the bottom of society's shoe would even think of doing that. Get out of my car, you're walking home.

road rules

an MTV show where people travel around in a crowded bus thang and complete missions for prizes and if they fail they vote sum1 off

I'm finna go watch road rules since aint nothin else on.

ja rule

an REAL example of wanksta shit , an ghetto wannabee

-yo its ja rule shit

Bikini Rule

The bikini should only be worn by a girl, if she is reasonably thin, and her boobs are big enough to stick out past her stomach.

Man, she follows the bikini rule perfectly.

Rule 3.14

Similar to Rule 34 and 88
If it exists there is, or will be pie of it.

J: I feel like pie.
K: Okay, cherry pie? Apple?
J: No, I feel like... J pie.
K: okay, here, step into this pie tin and put this cream on yer head. J ala Pie. You've been Rule 3.14'd.

rule 42

If it exist, there is a pony version of it. No exceptions.

Started by the brony fanbase of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
There is nothing wrong with non-ponified things, ponifying just makes them around 20% cooler.

rule 42 of zoidberg meme: "Need a new zoidberg? why not pinkie pie?"