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A school located in San Diego. Home to the SDSU Aztecs and some of the hottest girls around. Parties are about as common as rice in China. Also has a parking lot that is more jammed up than the 405 freeway on friday afternoon.
If you're a true San Diegan, or one of the many NorCalers that wish they were, you probably go to this school!
Guy 1: I go to UCSB
Guy 2: I go to Chico State
Guy 3: I go to San Diego State, fuck yeah!
Guys 1&2: We wish we partied as hard as you guys
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Originally established as the Los Angeles Chargers in 1960, they were dominant in the old AFL, winning the title in 1963 and 1964. After having 14 straight seasons of missing the playoffs, the finally returned to the postseason behind long time quarterback Dan Fouts, with 4 straight berths from 1979-82. After another 10 poor years, the Chargers had 3 playoff berths in the mid-90s, having their best ever season in 1994, when the lost in the Super Bowl. The Chargers were hindered by poor teams, despite having good players, for many years afterwards. They picked perhaps the biggest bust in NFL history when Ryan Leaf was selected number 1 overall at quarterback. Finally turned it around in 2004, with their only playoff berth in recent years, behind incredible runningback LaDainian Tomlinson.
"The San Diego Chargers see their dream run come to an end. They are dismantled by San Francisco in the Super Bowl."
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In France they usually great each other with 5 pecks on the cheek using their lips. In San Marino a slightly different approach is taken. The male grasps his penis and slaps the female across the face several times. Ranging from 3 to 8 slaps. Anymore it is known as rape.
Mario: Betty! Nice to see you! (San Marinese kiss)
Betty: Thank you Mario. Nice to see you too! (wipes off pre-cum)
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While in the act of doggy style. You spit on the recipients back as a decoy for blowing your load. The recipent then turns over and takes the load in the face.
I was hittin it from the back. She asked me to blow it on her back so I spit on that shit she rolled over and got a faceful of man juice. Another victim of the san antonio spitter
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The best NBA team in the United States!
The San Antonio Spurs beat the shit out of the fucking Los Angeles Lakers!
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An act that involves a gay man sticking a dollar-store calculator into another man's anus.
Abe: I was shitting pancakes after you gave me that San Francisco Calculator, Blake.
Blake: If you don't stop complaining, I'll have to use a TI-83 next time.
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When a gay man punches a woman in the face.
She was giving Mario lip, so he gave her the San Francisco Shiner.
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