hickey season

Thru June 1st to august 25th people give hickeys to each other and whoever does not get a hickey is a clown

Freaks: ITS HICKEY SEASON BITCH

fertile season

a period of time when all different age groups are pregnant.
Diapers, Baby Food, and other baby products are sold out

dang no diapers?
its fertile season. you didnt know?

Wifey Season

Referring to the period in a man's life where he wants to settle down and get married, the term wifey in itself meaning wife.

"Yo you wanna hit the club?"
"Nah I gotta girl,I think it's wifey season for me."

Villain Season

The time in a man’s life where he decides to quit simping, begin workout routines, and ignore women who don’t matter. It is a man’s realization that he should not give a shit about women in his life who will not stay long term.

A Real Villain’s season may last for years, until he finally finds a respectable woman or gives up.

A Fake Villain’s season may last for only 1-3 months, generally after New Years, where men pretend to be villains but will revert to being little bitches and simping.

I’m over these fake relationships. These hoes on Instagram are all just here for attention. I think it’s time to start Villain Season.

Or

Owen: I think this year I’m going to make more of an effort to hold a steady relationship. How about you?

Cory: Nah dude, it’s Villain Season. I’m just gonna do roids and ignore these bitches.

Shooting Season

Every year in America, shooting season is the months of February to May, since that is when most shootings take place. Shooting Season.

Shooting season starts soon.

Bailing Season

When a person/group of people decide that it is definitely time to bail out of a situation. Bailing Season originated at a theme park in England when a queue for a ride was far too long to wait for. The group mutually agreed that it was certainly time to bail, and the time that it had taken, from exiting the queue to being officially 'bailed' is known as Bailing Season. Bailing Season can last from 5 minutes to 5 hours depending on the situation.

Kid 1: This queue is not worth the utter grief.
Kid 2: What you saying'?
Kid 1: Bailing Season!

Followed by quick repeating of the words... 'bail bail bail bail, duck like bird duck like bird'.

pube seasoning

the act of shaving off all your pubes and sprinkling them on any type of food or over a pussy

dude i just ate a pube pizza with my pube seasoning