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When someone wraps there dick around your neck and choke slams you so hard you fucking die
oh my god dude jim got Bukkake choke slammed
DDS Digital Door Slam
DDS Digital Door Slam
Girl: "Why do you treat me like some dumb sorority girl?"
Guy: "It's not how it looks. I really do care about you..."
Girl: "Well then what's with those pictures of you and my roommate?"
Guy: "Sorry?"
...
Guy: "Hello?"
...
Guy: "Did you just DDS me?"
Girl is offline.
A one night stand. The act of having sexual intercoures with someone and then leaving before the night is through with no expectations of ever seeing the person again.
Bill:"hey man, how was your night last night?"
Greg:"I had a slam n' scram with some chick"
Feeding her Tim Tams while she does tricks on it.
Damn, Tammy really loves getting Tim Tam slammed.
When you have a friend bet you that a word is not in the Dictionary.
Colin "Golly gee Brett if you don't believe me I guess we got a real slam bo dinky on our hands."
Brett "what the fuck did you get on my hands?"
When you catch a pregnant salmon on its magical journey upstream and have sex with its fish slit like a flesh light and after ejaculation you slam the salmon on the ground making a egg cum masterpiece
Did you hear? Hear What? Max and Joe have been Alabama salmon slam'n before they even read this
A coin grand slam is something that any lazy schmuck who's worked a cash register knows all too well. It is the much-maligned phenomenon that occurs at the end of a transaction when the change that you owe back to the customer requires you to use at least one of each of the four principal coin denominations (quarter, dime, nickel, and penny) ... thus making you hate your job that much more.
*Cashier rings up customer's single $9.99 item and the computer shows a total of $10.94 after tax*
Cashier: "Holy-bejeebers another coin grand slam?!? That's my third in a row :( I can't take this s*hit anymore ... "