smash or trash

To bang (if given the chance)

or if given the chance, they wouldn't take it.

Bob: "like my status and ill tell you if i'll smash or trash"

Susie: *like*

Bob: "Smash"

Bob would rather bang susie, than trash her.

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smash mouth

See no talent assclowns and disney soundtrack fodder.

They were in Rat Race.

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smash mouth

One of the worst bands in the whole world.They make songs for Disney movies and has one very untalented lead singer.Should never be referred to as a true rock band.

oh my god i can't beleive your wasting your hard working money on a ticket to see Smash mouth

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Reagan Smash

One of the best Family Guy skits.

Ronald Reagan: Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall, (starts punching a brick wall) Reagan smash, Reagan smash.
Female worker at Mcdonald's: What's that?
Male worker at Mcdonald's: Oh, that's just Mr. Reagan.
Ronald Reagan: Reagan sleep, Reagan sleep.

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Smash and Pass

A game invented by bored high school age jews in USY with nothing better to do on the sabbath due to the prohibition against using electricity. The game consists of sitting in a circle and smashing fruit against one's own head, typically an apple, and then passing it to the next player. The player who breaks the fruit open on his or her own forehead wins, and starts the next round.

Commonly used fruit:
Apples
Oranges
Watermelons
Melons
Grapefruit
Pears

Not suggested:
Grapes
Pineapples
Strawberries

Phil: Hey, want to play Smash and Pass tonight?
Jeremy: Not really. My head still hurts from last time.

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pipi smashing

the event of lesbian sex where by one vagina is placed on the other vagina and vigourously smashed.

the young boy ran out of the house screaming "mum, fiona is pipi smashing with kim"

Greg caught Fiona pipi smashing Erin after class.

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anal smashing

means to have your ass smashes hard, to have extremely rough aggressive anal sex, usually only tramp stamp type girls are okay with a total anal smashing doggy style because they know there pussy already no good no more.

I met a girl with a tramp stamp at the bar last night and she told me to give her a good hard anal smashing.

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