To have placed a large quantity of dirty laundry in front of all possible exits, making it impossible to leave the "sock blocked" room.
Skyler: Let me clear out the middle of the room.
Meghan: Sounds good. Put the laundry by the door.
Skyler: How do we get out?
Meghan: I don't know. We just sock blocked ourselves.
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The guy who goes into your house while your socks are in the laundry and steals one of your socks out of the washing machine or the dryer. It's always one sock because he knows it drives you insane that there's ALWAYS one missing. Every. Time.
He is currently in a gay relationship with the tangle wizard.
GOD DAMMIT THE SOCK THIEF STOLE ANOTHER ONE OF MY SOCKS!!! NOW THERE'S NO MATCH FOR THIS ONE!!! FUCK!!!!!
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When you take your socks off in the morning after sleeping in them, and all the hair on your feet is stuck to your foot, causing an annoying itch.
Ahhhh damn! I got some horrible sock foot.
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A condom....usually latex....always clandestine.
Mom "Benjamin do you have everything you need for summer camp? Your sleeping bag....your flashlight....clean underwear...."
Benjamin "Hell yes mother. I got me a nice new box of secret socks too. I heard Veronica McDougal's gonna be at CAMP too!!"
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The process of taking a traffic cone with a hole in the top, inserting it in someones vagina or asshole, pouring a carton of milk, apple juice and orange juice into it, adding oatmeal, waiting for it to warm and eating it out.
Yo bro, last night i oatmeal socked the shit out of that skag, shit was ace.
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Whe a man takes a huge steaming shit in a tube sock and proceeds to beat his women with it.
Man i fuckin' hit that betch with my gym sock last night.
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A game in which, two pairs of men have penetrative anal intercourse whilst wearing bright white cotton socks. Whoever gets HIV first wins, if you get Gonorrhoea or anything else you lose
C S: Hey dude lets play cotton socks
Tom: Id love to but i already have HIV so i win
C S: Aww man!
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