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A person with misaligned eyes; someone with one or both lazy or wonky eyes; ie, one eye is looking at you, and the other eye is "hunting squirrels."
Tracy McGrady is a little bit of a squirrel hunter
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a person who puts their sack in someone other than themselves face
payton manning squirrel headed a reporter
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to put your hand on a womans pussy
its what happens a when a date goes really well
friend: how was your date last night
you: i got squirrel handed
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When a man sticks his nut sac or ball sac in someones mouth and then precedes to jerk himself off and shoots his load in that persons hair.
Last night when i was getting my dick sucked i decided to give that person a wet squirrel.
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The voyeuristic act of watching a couple copulate, usually through a window - much like a squirrel would from a tree.
I played secret squirrel and watched Joe bang Jackie last night through his bedroom window.
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A female who is all about swallowing and saving it for later.
Your squirrel friend seems to be storing nuts for the up coming winter months.
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a very powerful backhand to the nads.
man 1: i just got bit by a squirrel. come look at it.
man 2: ok.
man 1: "squirrel bite".......
*backhands man 2 in the sack.*
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