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My relationship status?
It's questionable.
(I'm gay.)
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Straight up. Or madd. Top status. Hardcore. Doing something for real. Seriously doing something; Ex: Hardcore chilling.
1: What's up?
2: Crack status chillin, you?
1: Word. Same.
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Abbreviated RSS, Restless Status Syndrome is a common malady experience by frequent facebook users, were they repeatedly change there status, sometimes several times a minute, clogging their friends' feed and generally pissing everyone off. It is often caused by social insecurity, excessive boredom, and people thinking they're really funny.
Wow, Hannah just changed her status like thirty times!
That's because she has Restless Status Syndrome.
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Your brain turning off the sound or images from media saturation. Auto-mute.
Joe Paterno now has Tiger Woods Status.}
The Kardashians have Tiger Woods Status
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A dude with disdain for protestors of systemic injustice. He mocks or shouts down those who want to live in a world different than the one we had yesterday.
These very fortunate status quo bros think that America is perfect how it is, so protestors are just whiners!
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When you are no longer in contact with a person, but they still mail you a birthday card on your birthday!?!?
We haven't talked in months, but apparently we are on Birthday Card Status!
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A Facebook or other social networking status intended to get attention, where lack of action is cause for guilt. Often posted by facebook sympathy whores, and usually featuring a call to repost it.
Facebook Whore's Guilt Status Update : "Like this status if you care about me. Comment if you're a true friend. Repost if you have the guts to see who yours are."
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