Absolute beast of a being. An icon for the human kind to look up to. Generally a great guy.
Jacob Tomlinson is beast
To lock your keys in the car
Michael: Hey Jacob, wanna play some fibbage?
Jacob: Sorry man, I can't right now. I've locked my keys in the car... Again.
Michael: Really... Again? That's such a Jacob thing to do. You might even call it, pulling a Jacob.
The most wonderful human being, star of kirby buckets, the best person alive, happy 21 buddy
Jacob Bertand is the best person alive.
14 year old content creator, with 250k+ on TikTok and 2.5k+ on YouTube. Part of this next generations new wave of content. Keep your eyes open for Abel Jacob
Davis- Yo Dylan, have you watched the new Abel Jacob?
Dylan- “No”
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Sexy, Beutiful, and super sexy.
Smart and cool too
But unable to get a girlfriend...
EVER
Jacob Austin is sexy!
A Moscow Mule, but with water substituted for vodka
A: I don’t feel like getting trashed tonight, but I want a mixed drink
B: How about a Jacobs Mule?
A: All the flavor and none of the hangover? I’m in!