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An aggressively sexual woman who will swoop down on unsuspecting man before he is even aware of an attack. She will start to gobble his cock mid-flight on the way back to her roost. This is similar to the method used by a bird of prey.
Not only is she thirsty, but she only likes men with visible innocence. A hawk scooping up baby rabbits.
Man One:
... well at least Frank is getting laid tonight. He picked up almost immediately. At the first bar too!
Man Two:
*Notices Frank's pickup*
Nah, that's Lauren. She's a regular Saturday night Cock Hawk. She definitely picked him up. Bet ya they wont even make it to the stall before she goes down.
Man One:
Damn... Well is she clean?
Man Two:
Not even a little. She'll probably get his whole softball team afterwards.
A cheese hawk is a wacky, wonderul, loving, fun mother, especially endeared to her son
You're crazy like a cheese hawk!
People fighting hard to address climate change. Not a war thing.
Anyone can be a climate hawk.
You gotta give 'em that hawk tuah, spit on that thang
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A sound you make when you're about to collect your saliva and spit it out.
You gotta hawk tuah before you spit on that thing.
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In a sick a tipsy state you mispronounce doctor and cluelessly being sent show to show, no one realizing you were once on Ford Farlane, not a 21 year old girl.
Hawk Tuah is once again on another podcast and both parties have no idea why.
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