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“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and- Skip a bit me liege And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'”
"Consult the Book of Armaments!"
"Armaments Chapter 2:9-21"
Recite verses
"Ok, here we go"
"1! 2! 5!"
"Three Sir"
"3!"
The time you try and pretend it is still 4:20 (professors can still smoke on 4:21)
A small pickup truck from the year 1980-1995 preferably a Japan Nissan Truck (whatever the Vin says). Commonly mistaken as a weedeater when started up, or if even started. It has rust from inside out,rust on steering wheel to rust on the tires. Owned by mainly a younger audience of 10-12 years of age having big dreams for the truck but no income. Inside of truck usually smells of dip but not just any kind of dip,no,its freaking Copenhagen,yes that's right, and old mold and 35 year old gasoline. They do not exist anymore in the 21st century because chip foose cannot even make this rust bucket look decent
Rob-Damn man I thought you was getting a truck?
Josh-This is a truck iven been wanting this.
Rob-No this is a rust bucket 21 you might as well put it in the burn pile
Josh-*puts dip in
Dia 21 de outubro foi um dia destinado desde os antepassados a bater em pessoas (especialmente em Lauras e em Lunnas ).
(October 21 was a day destined since the ancestors to hit people (especially in Lauras and Lunnas)
Hoje é dia 21 de outubro, parece que uma Laura vai apanhar.(Today is October 21st, it looks like a Laura is going to be beaten)
you have to Suck your cousins dick day
Hey its feb 21 national come here cousin its a have to you cant say no.
Person 1: Hey look, its the body of person 21!