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Hi, Im Dr. Ben Dover, I'll be conducting your examination today.
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The hottest guy in the history of the music industry. Extremely talented. My soulmate. Yuk yuk yuk.
Who was that guy you were with last night?
Oh, that's just Ben Burnley.
Isn't that the guy from Breaking Benjamin?
Yes.
He's hot.
I know.
Why were you with him?
He's my soulmate
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b-eh-n wah/ben wah n: Small spheres that one can insert into their vagina or rectum. Usually made of metal coated in silicone, they are heavy, and when they bump together, cause pleasureable vibrations. Vaginal ben-wa balls can be used to strengthen the PC muscle, while anal ben-wa balls are connected on cords and pulled out one-by-one right before orgasam to increase pleasure.
He had never thought of letting Sharon use her ben-wa balls on him, but as he orgasamed from the pressue on his prostate, he realized he loved every minute of it
I started using ben-wa balls in order to strenghten my PC muscle, and now my boyfriend says I feel a lot tighter.
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Super Ben refers to the act of masturbation. Especially in the case of after being dumped.
#1- Hey Ben, how are things going after being dumped by that horrible bitch? Got anything going on tonight?
#2- Things are better. I think I'm just going to hang out at the house and Super Ben in my Arkansas Razorbacks shirt.
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an illuminati Puppet a.k.a. Ben Affleck who directs propaganda the movie and promoting phony Kony 2012 with Jason (see kony 2012 celebs ) who also Defends TSA 'Dick Grabbing'. This youtube video is going viral and youtube is manipulating the viewer counter.
infowars.com/ben-affleck-defends-tsa-dick-grabbing/
ignorant sheeple : "wanna go to the movie tonight? "
awake one from the Matrix : " yeah? who's in it? "
ignorant sheeple :" Ben Affleck "
awake one from the Matrix : " uh, u mean Ben Asslick! I mma BBA. "
ignorant sheeple : " BBA? "
awake one from the Matrix : " Boycott Ben Asslick. He is promoting UN genocide through Phony Kony 2012 & TSA Dick Grabbing. "
ignorant sheeple : " ........" ( awkward pose )
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One half of the world renown band, MGMT.
He plays the keyboards, synthesizer, and does back-up vocals. During interviews, he is often quiet, calm, and modest and comes off as a very intelligent and intellectual person. He is referred to as the 'spontaneously practical' one. He also has amazing style and is very handsome with some of his best features being is lush chocolate curls and deep brown eyes.
Girl 1: OMG, I got tickets to see MGMT!!!
Girl 2:No way! I am so jealous! Ben Goldwasser is so talented; hes my synth hero!
Girl 1: I know, he's so charming and has AH-MAZING hair. I just wanna take a nap in it!
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1. A brand of clothing popular with working individuals, as well as with thugs, gangsters, or vatos.
2. A totally badass mofo with a knack for problem solving. Superior intellect and reasoning abilities make anyone of this name a force to be reckoned with in any mind-challenging situation. Or, the act of being outsmarted by an individual of superior intelligence. (Can be referred to as being "Ben Davis'd)
1. That esé is totally rockin' the Ben Davises, man.
2. Man, I just got Ben Davis'd... that guy's smarter than me.
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