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Danny Keller is Ultimately one of the tightest fellows to have walked the planet the mere name encompasses all of the below phrases and more
1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.
And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.
Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
I need to get some tools for our next job?
DK: Can you hold off on that for now?
Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!
This Danny devito cardboard cutout is form hobo bros
Guy:Danny devito cardboard cutout is epic
Son: the fuck
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Ryan Danny Chacko just released a new song!
The king of Rack N Red & Dribbler extraordinaire.
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Danny the clampit is a lad who walks around gurning and grunting all day long who is also an absolute clampit,
Danny the clampit did this on site today
A handsome man from Long Island who sells skyscrapers but also enjoys a Fantastic Tuna Burger. He never shy's away from a tuna burger at any venue. If you loose him he's probably getting a tuna burger around the corner. Happens to have 3 boigers a day and always makes noise when eating
Person 1: What is the grunting and moaning from?
Person 2: It must a Danny böigers munching on his fantastic tuna burger. Danny böigers's always make alot of noise
He is the sexiest baseball player you've ever seen. He hits baseballs like a mofo. He gets too many bitches he can't handle the hordes of females following him. Massive cock too.
Damn bro Danny Nukes has such a Big Cock.