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A very determined organisation which ambitions to get bored kids off street corners and give them a uniform, gun and crappy accommodation for a very reasonable price.
A cadet can expect to become subject to beastings and 58 pattern webbing as well as a 'fun packed' summer camp which will involve lying in a ditch for hours on end with around 5 blank rounds to be shot when you are told, not when you are taught
Such ambition often results in bored kids becoming bored cadets as activities and jobs run out and cadets are left to 'Mong' or 'Doss'. Furthermore, ACF organisation is, amongst cadets, notoriously poor. Such occurrences have led to the abbreviation ACF to have the second meaning of Another Cluster Fuck.
Aged between 12 and 18. Bored. Unfit. Unintelligent. Positively annoying and indignant, then join the ACF Army Cadet Force. We will show what being bored really is.
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slapping of an limp cock on someone (usually a female), in a 'take that' kind of way. The most common place is the face and/or mouth, but a cock wallup can be given on any part of the body.
Beam me up Scotty or i will Space Force Cock Wallup you!
A show about a really weird and happy girl called Star(main character) and she's kinda of a rebel.She travels to earth and meet Marco,a "safe-boy" and he makes nachos.They have adventures fighting mosters and life,there's Janna(banana),Jackie(bitch) and other weird friends
Star vs the forces of evil or STFOE is a crazy and funny show,emotional too
Absolute bliss, an experience like nothing else. Your mind will go blank and all you'll feel is full body pleasure like you're a divine being. The greatest game of all time.
I wish I could inject sonic forces speed battle into my bloodstream
A politically correct program that was developed and currently being used in the U.S. Air Force. This program is to raise awareness of sexual assault and how intercede in a bad situation.
But in reality, this program is to encourage all Airmen to dispel any jokes and activities which raises morale. Airmen or NCOs who volunteered to be an instructor for this program usually are the very sensitive politically correct whiny bitches who needs a promotion bullet so they can get the Promote Now or Must Promote in their EPR. They never had any kind of fun because they're the Negative Nancys within their Squadron/Fligt. They call the cool people who loves to have fun and crack jokes within each other "Red Dots". However they can seem nice but they’re likely going to back stab their peers or airmen just to make rank.
Red Dot Airman: Bacon can cure Islamic Fighters from being a suicide bomber.
Green Dot NCO: That's very offensive and it hurts my feelings. You're being a Red Dot. You need to go to Air Force Green Dot training so you can learn some manners.
Red Dot Airman: I see you need to lighten up Francis but whatever it takes to get the promotion.
Green Dot NCO: I will now schedule a Mass Air Force Green Dot Training after duty hours since you’re all being
problematic.
Red Dot Airman: This is why Morale in the Air Force isn’t Pretty Darn Good. You’re Toxic Leadership.
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Spending large amounts of time with family, especially children, due to adverse weather conditions that cause closures of schools, work, etc. Normally, this "quality time" soon turns to anarchy and a need for Wine or other booze for the parental units. Usually abbreviated FFCB.
After the fourth straight day without school, the FFCB (Forced Family Climate Bonding) was too much for her to handle and the children were given up for adoption immediately.
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e-mail those TED TURNER FUCKERS at CARTOON NETWORK and cuss them out for cancelling this awesome show.
They should cancel one of their bazillion airings of Scooby Doo or one of their lame shows like The Oblongs,Mission Hill,Baby Blues,Harvey fucking Birdman nobody gives a shit etc.
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