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A sex act that usually involves a fat fetish. The (usually) female obese participant sits on the ground naked or otherwise, while one or more male participants proceed to manually stimulate themselves while walking in a circle around the person in the middle. They then proceed to cum all over the obese participant in the middle.
similar to bukkake except for the fact that it only requires one person to spank the monkey as opposed to multiple participants
A play on words derived from the children song "She'll be coming around the mountain",
"How are things going with that fat girlfriend of yours?"
"pretty good man, over the weekend we got busy and she let me cum around the mountain"
"man that shit is disgusting!"
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when a girl has implants that ripple and harden.
holy shit them rocky mountain tits are outlandish.
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Ironically, these are thoroughbred Horses.
I just had mad Goatsex with that Russian Mountain Goat, Seabiscuit.
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A lesbian lumberjack that enjoys having Boston Pancakes and moonlight bareback riding on the mountainside. They're a rare but emerging breed.
Man 1: So I heard you came onto a titty mountain girl last night...
Man 2: Yeah, she was hairier than an ape and through a hissy fit after she found out I was a man!
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The shit that you take the morning after drinking Coors.
"That shit came straight from the Rockies, it was a Rocky Mountain Blast!"
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When a sexual partner has appeared not to wipe after defecating, resulting in a ring of dried fecal crust around the anus.
I was going down on this chick when she suddenly bucked, and I found myself face to face with her Montana mountain apple.
When you're in the process of eating a girl out and you become bored, so you hum your favorite song.
I did the Rockie Mountain Hummingbird on my girl last night.