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Basically Keanu Reeves except he’s peeing
Friend 1: Dude I just saw the new Keanu Pees movie!
Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?
Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!
Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn
Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!
When you go to the bathroom to pee but you accidentally poo. It’s a poopsie whoopsie.
Brandy: Where are you going Janean?
Janean enters bathroom
Brandy: Holy shit what is that smell?
Janean comes out of bathroom
Janean: I just went to pee, but pooped and it was a stinkiest pee-oops
The inability to urinate in certain situations, also known as shy blatter syndrome.
"Man, I couldn't pee earlier.. The guy in the urinal next to me started making smalltalk about the weather and I totally got pee blocked..."
the painful feeling of urinating while on drugs, like meth.
Dude, that was a pee-reemo piss.
"Pee Bucket"
pē - buck·et : The sexual act of uriniating within anothers anus. This can be planned out ahead of time with your partner, though the preferred method is to approach with disconcert.
Known variations: "Corked Pee Bucket",
I totally gave that girl a Pee Bucket last night!
"I totally gave that girl a Pee Bucket last night by urinating in her anus!"
When a urinal flushes and a fine mist graces your arm
Jack should not have worn a tank top as the urinal blew a pee breeze on his exposed arm
The liquid that comes out of a watermelon but only if is has chunks in it
Grant: I’m going to go squeeze the water melon for juice
Graydon: Make sure you get watermelon juice and not watermelon pee