Two-Weeker

A girl or guy that you suddenly fall in love with for about two weeks until you realize what an ugly fucking bitch they are

I wasn't in love with her, she was only a two-weeker.

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two dildos

The most dangerous set of weapons known to man.

How do you defend yourself against a man with two dildos?

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Two four

When you are playing a card game such as killer or poker and you you get a two and a four. You have to take two Shots or drink two times.

Yo! Liz got two four! She gotta drink twice!

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number two

The back up girl who always wants to see you, pronounced #2, who you call up when your main girl is fakin

Maria said she'd be here 30 minutes ago. Time to call number two.

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two kinds

Don't even- you motherf- just no. No read. Bad.

Two kinds fucking sucks

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Two in the Tank

Slang: An upper decker - When one defecates into the tank of a toilet as a prank, so that until all the poop dissolves, poop water flushes the toilet. A popular facet of "not my house."

Yo lets go out to that party at 18th and bro and two in the tank!

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two-tooth

What some call the inbred, cousin-and-sibling-marrying backwoods rednecks that are usually identifiable by their lack of proper oral hygien.

(Anybody ever see the movie "Deliverance"?

"What an idiot... he must be from Two-tooth, Kansas."

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