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After finger blasting a bitch you proceed to place the moistened finger into her ear or any nearby ear
I went to Zubar had a hot pocket then gave a bitch a kitty willy. pussy
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The sexual act of shoving a whole chocolate bar up someones coochie and/or ass
Jim: Hey Dave, why'd you leave the party so early last night?
Dave: I went with this girl I met and did some Willy Wonkaing to her.
Jim: ...Shit. You're a sick fuck. Don't talk to me again.
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To have great dick that all woman love
Hey baby I heard they call you Sweetdick willie are you sharing
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What Bruce Willis would be if he was difficult to penetrate.
"The BANDITS couldn't get in the building, 'cause it was too Abstruse Willis."
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to get a blowjob from a random girl. straight blowjob, no bullshit. not a good on nor a bad one just a plain ol' blow j. use when needed but the meaning is changed when you talk to the girl who gives said blowjob for more then a couple weeks. you canot tell your friends you plan on getting a simple willy otherwise it isnt a simple will at all.
Steve- "hey frank did you hook up with that chick last night?"
Frank- "yeah dude she gave me a simple willy"
Steve- "you son of a bitch thats random"
Frank- "i know"
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The act of picking your nose, then sticking your finger in another person's ear. Similar to giving someone a wet willy, except instead of your saliva, it's your booger going into their ear.
Jonny was being a douche bag, so I gave him a boog willy.
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To wait until someone falls asleep and you fart into the sleeping person's ear
Did you know Bob is getting a divorce? Yeah, I heard he gave Carol a Dutch Willy
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