A fat, out of shape piece of shit. Who would typically take 30 minutes just to take a shit and stinks the hole bathroom up. Typically ways about 300 pounds and when talked about they say they don't way much more then the person who brings it up.
That dude is a, "PJ Cannon"
When you insert orbeezes into your cute cubsy and you proceed to fill it up until max capacity. Then you top it off and seal up the butt cheeks. Once necessary, release the seal and let the Cubsy Cannon do its work!
The other night we filled the Cubsy Cannon and shot them at our buddy, he had one hell of a night.
EVE Onlines bombers, like Nemesis.
Person 1: dude there’s a Nemesis on D-Scan.
Dude: don’t worry it’s a glass cannon, you should be able to blow it up
When your shitting. And you fart, causing a nugget of shit to be propelled into the toliet at great speed. Often causing a perfect Poseidon's kiss.
Hey Jim. I was taking a shit and I turned into an ass cannon. The whole street heard it.
When you stick a dildo in your ass and shoot it out at a person like a cannon
Bro my girl and I were f****** last night and she gave me an ass Cannon
Was a dangerous weapon used in Desert Storm. Banned for the severity of inhumane killing methods.
Ever used an ass cannon before? Whoever uses them usually are asshole.