Phone Chair

Ingredients: 1 cellular telephone

1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.

Lenny: Look dude, my home phone has three messages! And look, Jessica sent a message to my cellular telephone!
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*

singing chair

A chair that has a vibrator/dildo attached to it.

Jim put Molly in the singing chair and she was screaming like a banshee.

Pull the Chair

A prank that you do on the bully at your school who is so mean you just wanna knock him out, but you don’t want to get suspense so you “pull the chair”.

Bully: You nerd!
Me... Pull the Chair

out under Sasha.

Me also: wools my bad.

red chair porn

Usually in reference to gay porn, but can be applied to any sexual act which involves the person being penetrated bleeding from the penetration.

Oh my god Robb! I found this really hot red chair porno last night, starring Kevin Warhol as the top!

sauce chair

when you cum in a chair

damn this is one big sauce chair!!

colin the chair

Also known as “Cholin the cair”. He is an animate chair named Colin. He walks and it talks. He is the president of a country named Chorlin. It enjoys being sat on.

I'm not Colin the chair, but I want to be like him.

spinny-chaired

It is another word for drunk.

Im feeling spinny-chaired