clam snapping

When a vagina slams shut on your finger and you cant get it out, can also apply to a penis or another object.

I had issues with some serious clam snapping last night, we had to go to hospital.

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clam digger

Boys who like girls who like girls. Similar to "Fag Hag" for girls who like boys who like boys.

Joe is sure digging Tina. Doesn't he know she's a muff-muncher? He's such a clam digger.

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Clam Slam

Gaming parlance for the female equivalent of a t-bagging.

Placing one's genitals in another face for the purposes of mocking.

She cant t-bag him, she's got no balls...that's a Clam Slam!

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clam slamming

The female version of cock blocking. To hinder ones female associate from getting any action whether accidential or intentional.

"I talked to the tool for a damn hour only to have clam slamming Rhianne go make out with him in the corner."

"I hate it when Cindy gets drunk.. she turns into such a clam slammer."

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Clam Chowder

The act of a man giving a girl a cream pie and then having her queef it on to his chest or face

Jim thought it would be funny to give Brittani a cream pie, Jim didn't think it was funny when she gave him clam chowder all over his chest.

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afro clam

A nickname for a girl who...
-clogs mostly every toilet she uses.
-is usually open with exploiting body parts.

A more vulgar version of a suicide girl.

"yo why wont my toilet flush??"
"DID THAT DAMNED AFRO CLAM CLOG THAT SHIT AGAIN?"

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clam baker

One who puts the pussy on a Pedastole.

Devorced boss mid 40's clam bakes (clam-baker) with the guys on a daily bases. Wears rings on his pinky finger.

Usually your best friends, friend talks up the pussy but your buddies in fact know he's GAY.

Devorced boss mid 40's clam bakes (clam baker) with the guys on a daily bases. Wears rings on his pinky finger.

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