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A grammar-Nazi is a person who is anal retentive about the use of words, improper spelling of words, and when and where there should be commas, apostrophes, and what not. They are the geeks of literature and think they are the guardians of language. They proclaim themselves to be some of the most intelligent beings 'proven' by the fact that 'people with higher vocabularies and proper spelling have average higher IQ scores' and other unfounded proclamations.
It is known that some of the most genius men in history were poor spellers. In fact, Albert Einstein was such a horrible speller, he was thought to be mentally retarded early in his life. Anyone who has ever been around a mathematician, physicist, or engineer can usually attest to their bad note-taking, improper use of punctuation, and poor spelling. Yet, these people are responsible for flying us across the oceans, putting people and satellites into space to power your phones, TV's, and what-not's.
There are several types of intelligence a human can exuberate. Social scientist Howard Gardner has determined through much research that there are essentially 8 different types of intelligence where a person may excel, so how can someone be more intelligent based solely on the fact they can spell better?
Person 1: "Are we to dumb to read now adays is that why news is in videos now"
Grammar-nazi " "Are we TOO dumb to read NOWADAYS? Is this why most news is in video format now?" haha fixed, I'm way better than you. I have a higher intelligence than everyone else because I can correct spelling and grammar!"
Person 1: "Who cares faggot, you need to get laid."
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Someone that points out the most slightest grammar or spelling mistake. The most innocent of people can briefly turn into something so low called a grammar nazi. They evolve when insecurity in heated arguments arise when a fault with one of the opponents spelling or grammar must be pointed out as an utter write-off excuse. A grammar comeback isn't a diss or even an ownage on any sort of level to begin with despite how well placed it could be. It's one of the worst cop out excuses of a finish/settlement driven by people that make it even more pathetic when "umadbro?'s" (angry people) use it over "the internetz" (the internet). Just from the fact that society accepts improper grammar this day and age for example a movie that might be called "I spie with my little i" makes grammar comebacks an automatic backfire period.
User 1- "How can the next xbox go a blu-ray drive if Sony is Microsofts compititor idiot?"
User 2- "*facepalm* so the xbox original must be reading off your moms cooch from hand-me-downs that used the same thing. How did that work? Your grammar is just as bad as how badly you missed the "e" in competitor.
User 1- Umadbro? I feel pretty owned um..but...since you turned into a grammar nazi at the end I don't feel so owned anymore as you pretty much voided EVERYTHING for being so low.
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A "police officer" who isn't really police, since they couldn't make the cut. Instead, they were given the daunting task of placing tickets on unsuspecting cars, often times praying specifically on cars worth more than Parking Nazi's house (Acura and above, LOL). Can be annoying, but if you have a relative in the police department, you can have the tickets taken care of since Parking Nazis fear real police.
The Parking Nazi can be found praying mostly on education facility parking lots or around train stations.
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One who withholds pineapple for no apparent reason.
Me: ooh... can i have a piece!?
Pineapple Nazi: No Pineapple for you!
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Lighter Nazi- When at a party, a lighter nazi is someone who is carrying an unlit cigarette or joint feverishly searching for a lighter and will acquire one at any means necessary except for actually paying for one. The typical strategies of a lighter nazi are...1. Asking someone for a lighter (typically someone too stoned or drunk to pay attention) and then casually slipping it in their own pocket right in front of their face. The lighter nazi will then either attempt to flee the scene or change the subject in order to blatantly use that persons lighter right in front of their face to mindfuck them. 2. Scouring the venue high and low in order to find a lost or forgotten lighter with just enough fluid to use. 3. Stealthily grabbing an owned lighter off of someones lap, hand, or back pocket and slipping it into their own pocket.
If confronted about lighter theft, the lighter nazi will either attempt to...1. Steer the conversation in a different direction. 2. Blatantly tell them that yes, they indeed stole the lighter, and no they will not get it back. 3. Sheepishly return the lighter, and play it off as if everything is cool (punches, vigorous namecalling, and manbitching will ensue).
A lighter nazi is also referred to as "Tommy Hitlighter" ala Adolf Hitler.
"That bitch tommy is alway trying to nazi my lighter."
"I do not mean to be a lighter nazi, sometimes im just too fucked up to realize what im doing."
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Word coined by formula feeding mothers and used in a poor attempt to insult breastfeeding mothers whose success at nursing causes them to feel guilty over giving up and choosing an inferior food.
Like the word "cunt" (ref: "Vagina Monologues"), it has been captured by breastfeeding mothers and used as a term to describe a mother who cares enough to be passionate about giving their children the best and healthiest start in life.
"Sarah nursed her baby in the restaurant last night and didn't cover up! She's is such a boob nazi!"
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an evil nazi-like person who supports the evil tyranny of donuts and their evil rip-off-ness. while donuts are freaking retarded, and are evil, the ones without a whole are an awesomely tasty treat.
in case you didn't know it, the donut industry has been
pwning and owning your butt.
I'll eat your children and burn your cat for this, you evil donut nazi! -sheepie26
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