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The faint, lingering feeling of vicarious pain most men feel when they hear of another man in a situation where his penis has been injured.
Hey Jack, remember the end of that fishing trip when the car trunk accidentally slammed down on Phil's crotch? Man, I couldn't have sex for days after that one.
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Penis Game
A game 2-6 people play where one person says penis, then the next person has to say it louder, then to the point they are screaming βPENISβ at the top of their lungs. If you fail to yell it louder or just refuse to yell it at all, you are eliminated from the game.
Me-βLetβs play the penis game!
Me-βpenisβ
Person 2-βPenisβ
Person 3-βPenis!β
Person 4-βPENIS!β
Person 5-βπ£ππ‘ππ¦!!!β
*awkward staring*
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the substance that comes from your balls
donovan squirted penis milk on my bench
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A penis that is small in girth and length. The term comes from the fact that these penises are easy to take up the asshole. That makes them good penises to start with because they will gradually spread your asshole.
I wanted to have sex with John, but his dick is so thick that it only got an inch up my asshole. Instead, I let Daniel fuck me. He has a starter penis.
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A term used to insult a normally heterosexual person by implying they have mystical or magical powers over penises. Often penis wizards will hold long "penis" shaped staffs. Their powers include making penises bigger, making penises smaller, turning ugly penises into beautiful penis, and giving ultimate penis pleasure with the use of spells, incantations, and potions that only a mystic would have access to .
The way you control him, you'd think you're some sort of penis wizard
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When you slide that nasty sausage in a bun and squirt some ketchup in it.
Penis injections are fun,
I love penis injections