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a really good vagina in which it is impossible for a guy to hold out longer then 5 minutes. girls that have these are usually always wanted by the guys but can never be satisfied by them.some guys do get humiliated by this.
"omg it only took me 3 minutes to nut in her, i was kinda embarrassed, but, damn! she has a fire pussy!"
*stroke 1, stroke 2, stroke 3....* *ejaculation*
"What the hell!"
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(n.) A thick, foul-smelling substance the consistency of cupcake frosting produced by a woman's yeast-infected or grievously unwashed vagina. Pussy paste tends to collect around the labia in the form of clumps. Shed pubic hairs may or may not be present in the pussy paste stalactites, but when it is, it lends a certain aspect of visual horror to their appearance. It is widely accepted that pussy paste smells similar to the shithouse on a tuna boat.
I really like Susan, but her pussy paste problem is just too much to handle without a gas mask.
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A blood clot, resembling a pitted cherry, that sometimes is discharged during a women's menstrual period.
When Sam was earning his red wings, he got a bonus; he found a pussy booger.
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Pussy Pleaser: A male who disregards all friends and family and sets aside his entire life in order to please his female.
I haven't talked to my buddy in 5 months, he's being a real big pussy pleaser since he met his new girl friend.
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It's when a person, especally a hot bisexual woman, is caught talking to a hot chick. They get all red-faced when asked what's up?
Hey, I just caught my wife with her hand in the pussy jaragain!
Wow, I hope she scores!
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Also known as X-Rated. A pink liquor made from French vodka and the juices of blood oranges, mango, and passion fruit. Rather expensive, and has an amazing taste.
Man, I drank a whole fuckin' bottle of liquid pussy last night, got mad fucked up.
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Also known as a snatch snorkel, the Pussy Snorkel allows a man to continue breathing while performing cunnilingus. Often used in a spa, bathtub, or even a bowl of jello, if that's your thing. Also useful in the event your partner is a veritable jungle down there.
The only known manufacturer of this life-saving accessory is pussysnorkel dot com
Nearly smothered by the Appalachian Grizzly Beaver he took home from the bar, Rob was saved from certain asphyxiation by his trusty Pussy Snorkel.
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