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When a bunch of thirty year old political strategists try and use fun, dumb websites for campaigning and petty grievances in a misled attempt to appeal to young people.
Did you see that meme that candidate posted after the convention? That was so Tim Walz, really embarrassing stuff.
Why is every ad on twitter a shitty presidential campaign advertisement? That's such a Tim Walz.
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A Vice Presidential candidate who does not have sex with couches or call his running mate Adolph Hitler, AKA a good pick
Person A: ”wow did you know Tim Walz doesn’t have sex either couches?”
Person B: “No, that’s actually really refreshing from VP picks nowadays
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To completely devastate a bunch of weirdos, making them obsessed with you to the point where they desperately try and force a bunch of memes about you to make themselves feel better
Time to Tim Walz these nazi dweebs
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A talented, likeable, deeply normal person, who understandably incurs the wrath of inadequate, repellant, deeply weird people.
Person 1: Tim Walz seems like a pretty good guy
Person 2: But he retired from the Army National Guard after 24 years of service and he forced schools to have tampons on hand and he gave kids free lunches and he's into transgender and-
Person 1: *finds a normal person to talk to*
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A word that means to drink horse semen. Named after the eponymous politician who drank horse semen and who had to get his stomach pumped as a result.
Roommate 1: I had some yogurt earlier today. It tasted funny, unlike any yogurt I’ve ever had before.
Roommate 2: Oopsie…I forgot to tell you that I’m a horse breeder now. I had to use the fridge to temporarily store some stock. What you ate wasn’t yogurt, it was actually horse semen. Sorry about that.
Roommate 1: Oh shit…are you telling me that I Tim Walz’d?
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The acceptance of pedophilia because of one’s personal horse fetish.
Neighbor 1: Simon is weird because he invites trick or treaters into his house
Neighbor 2: I heard it’s because Simon’s dad use to Tim Walz that horse farmer Wayne used to have.
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To deliberately bail on something important that everyone involved expected you to lead, like a military deployment, while creating the impression that you did it anyway.
Person 1: Hey man, I heard you led those kids through such a difficult time. Everyone is so thankful for you.
Person 2: Between you and me bro, I Tim Walz'd that sh*t!
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