high school field trip permission slip

The best legendary item to get out of any bad situation

Junior gets swallowed by a suicidal whale.
Junior: “Hey whale I have a high school field trip permission slip and I can’t miss out on this field trip”
Whale: “Oh no you can’t miss it or bad stuff will happen. Alright I will spit you out”

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if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her

Yes don't believe her, especially if her name is Stacy. If she seems to be a little too happy after her 3 day "business trip" while blubbering away nonsense when you ask her about details that might be a red flag.

Jane, why is my girl so happy after her business trip, do girls love working hard that much? Well if the "business trip" gave

her the right kind of hard work then yes, some girls enjoy it. ;-(

So again if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her unless she feels miserable afterwards and talks about her awful business trip.

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call trips

To gang up on someone

Ayo this bitch playin to much
Let's get right / call trips

Dax Trip

(noun)
1. A ride on Daxton’s erect penis.
2. A series of flights that Daxton is scheduled to pilot.

“When I heard he was a pilot, I just knew I had to go on a Dax Trip."

joes unusual trip

A Chinese knockoff version of jojos bizarre adventure, parts include: vampire blood
Gay tendencies
Starbucks adventurers
brass is breakable
And finally: BRONZE AIR

Guy 1: Yo did you see joes unusual trip?
What the unholy water is that?
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW!?

Trip Deane bake bean

he is a bake bean

Trip deane bake bean

trip lip

an adjective used to describe someone that has strange lips, more specifically appearing to have 3 lips (hence tri-plip)

omg that girl has three lips! she’s trip lipped!