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The pitcher not the catcher, a blatent ass bandit
Nooo you idiot, I'm the pitcher, you're the catcher
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A person who reaches into another person's arse for fun or profit.
A corn-holing faggot.
Lionel is a perfect turd burglar.
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Derogatory term used in Northern Ireland, referring to someone that 'pushes turds' or is not being sound to you
dirty joesays to johnty, 'you're a fuckin turd pusher you are boy!'
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The sticky frozen sludge that grows six inches of snow, ice, dirt, road salt and debris behind the wheels of your rice burner during the winter months. If you're smart you kick these off in the parking lot before you get home. If you're evil you kick these off on a cold day when your friend is about to drive somewhere, instant speed bump. If you're an idiot you leave them on so they fall off on the highway and people have to dodge them.
After the snow storm there were massive car turds on my VW. I'm saving them for my next case of road rage.
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When someone fucking annoying that you want to get rid of them the same you would a turd i.e pushing that bitch out as hard as you can when you are constipated but as fast as you can ejaculate.
"you seen that bitch over there...her name Destiney?"
"Oh my god that thot is such a dick turd!"
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A word turd is a novel way of saying 'essay'
Use with 'squeezing out a' for maximum effect
Dude 1: 'Dude are you coming out for something to eat tonight?'
Dude 2: 'Nah sorry, I'm squeezing out a word turd for tomorrow...'
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