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Space Unicorn

A Space Unicorn is the sexual act achieved by taking a dump in a bag and then freezing the turd while trying to make the shape of a unicorn horn. You then take the frozen turd and stab an unsuspecting victim in the stomach with it and then proceed to have sex with the hole.

"Did you hear about that sexual predator that only got off by doing space unicorns? And not the happy kind either.

by Not The Real Chuck Norris April 17, 2019


unicorn blood

the most magical substance of all!
extremely rare..
drink it and your part magical.. and you can do anyhting..magiacll..

"duddee you just scored somee unicorn blood."
"DUDE!! that shit is so rare"
"iknoww! how sick is this?"

by chirssy June 04, 2007


Unicorn Burger

What Craig Ferguson ate while he was in Paris, France. Aired on the intro to the July 15th 2009 show when he was talking about what the French eat.

Craig Fregusonunicorn burger

by Duncdar July 15, 2009


unicorn girl

A girl that is obviously obsessed with unicorns so much that she owns a unicorn bedspread and a unicorn sweater she also rocks cool rainbow hair 🦄

Jasmine is such a unicorn girl

by Jasmine hart March 13, 2017


unicorn

A horse that hasd a seat on its head.

That horse has a rather strange yet appealing seat on its head.

by My_arse_hurts December 11, 2003


unicorn poop

a complete babe

bree is unicorn poop

by kpassenile April 08, 2014


Purple unicorn

The purple unicorn is part of isis and was discovered by ted Cruz

You are the purple unicorn

by ahenry79 July 11, 2016