Among us is sus

If you typed this down...

YOU ARE SUS!!!!!!!

*gets distracted by an impostor*
Among us is sus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Toys R Us

A good place to shop or work if you want to have nightmares as an adult.

TV: "Buy a new Skylanders game and get two free Skylanders, but only if you buy from Toys R Us, where --"

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! *burns TV down*

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Among us kink

1:when you get hard to among us

2:when you want your significant other to dress as crewmate or sussy imposter

1:damn I think I have a among us kink

2:babe can you dress as a imposter? I have a among us kink

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Bug us a chat

What a mullingar traveller/pikey says when he/she is attempting to "borrow" a cigerette of another person.

Alri dere bud, bug us a chat dere son

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no among us day

this takes place on july 7th where people cannot post among us for the enterity of july 7th
dont post among us or
D E A T H
please tell your friends

*posts among us*
"you are being sentenced to death"
"I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS NO AMONG US DAY"

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among us drip

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding, ding ding, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

hey Brian, have you ever sung among us drip?

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Among us hackers

Stupid people who want to be always the impostor and ruins the game. They always win by killing everyone in 1 sec, by reviving themselves, by guessing who the imposter is(worst thing),by ending games, by banning everyone and by killing crewmates when u are the imposter XD bad (sometimes they kill ur compa imposter) (or u).
DEFINITIVELY HACKERS ARE BAD.

Me: YES I´M CREWMATE! wait a hackeeeeer ruined everything by killing all people
Person 2: YES I´M IMPOSTER! wait a hackeeeeeer knows im imposter.
Me again: OK WHY ARE THE DOORS CLOSING I DIDNT SABOTAGE.
Person 3: Chaooos, im stupid, chaaaooos, im a hackkerrrr mwahahahhahha
Me: *exit the game*
Among us hackers are bad

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