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A big boy who just can’t get a girl not even an ugly one
Virgin Jayden can’t get her...
A lil boy (my bro) that plays Fortnite. Really annoying, crazy, only drinks candy, eats only fruit snacks , drives everyone crazy
G-Fuel or Mtn Dew. Without exception, EVERYONE, who drinks these drinks is a virgin.
"Yo why you drinking that virgin fuel?"
"Consolation for never getting pussy."
A Straight guy who has had anal but not Vaginal sex who claims he’s still a Virgin
Chad: I’m actually a virgin
Anna: HAVENT you had anal?
Chad: yeah but I’m still a virgin cuz I haven’t had sex like in a girls pussy.. I’m saving myself for the right girl
Anna: oh so you’re a muddy virgin
When you take the first sip of a freshly opened beverage and its just perfect.
John opens can of Monster Energy Drink*
Andrew: Hey john lemme get the virgin sip before you get your backwash in it.
A person (probably an Incel) that frequently talks about their past sexual experiences, so that other participants of a conversation do know that in fact the person in question had sex
Person 1: man he’s been going on about his date from last month. He can’t stop talking about how he fucked her.
Person 2: sounds like a Virgin Paradox to me.
Someone who remains a virgin much longer than normal, not by choice, but through circumstance.
"The 40 Year Old Virgin" is about Andy Stitzer a vestigial virgin.