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A boy virgin seeing a girl virgin naked for the first time. The boy has never seen a naked women before. He would presumably think she was beautiful because he has nothing to compare her to. Nothing else could be better or worse, at least in that moment. The boy wold not be able to judge because his mind is a blank slate.
A girl undresses in front of her boyfriend. He has a virgin perspective.
Someone who hasn't had sexual intercourse in an extended period of time (at least over 10 years). From the French word "nouveau" (meaning "new").
Him: "Have you ever slept with a guy before?"
Her: "Yes, once ... nearly 10 years ago!"
Him: "So you're like ... a nouveau virgin?"
Someone who has never seen or heard of a meme in their life.
Hey Man, have you seen this new meme?
Whats a meme?
Oh my god, you're a meme virgin
Guy 1: Hey, how was your date last night?
Guy 2: Great, I took her back to my place afterwards, and then I took her West Virginity!
Guy 1: Her what?
Guy 2: You know, I went down south, then turned west. It was her first time and it was pretty nice!
A fresh clean public toilet first thing in the morning after maintenance cleaning in a school or office building.
I was psyched to be the first to drop one in the Virgin Bowl this morning!
Damn! The boss drank too much coffee and obliterated the Virgin Bowl! I'll wait till I get home to take a shit!
That bowl is not longer a Virgin.... I had tacos last night! You might want to wait until the fog clears to go in there.
1. Someone who has a girlfriend but doesn't have penetrative sex is a semi virgin Just be touchy with each other or dry hump.
2. Someone who has sex via sexting is also a semi virgin.
1. Carl and Maya dry humped at Carl's house. Both of them are semi virgins as that's their first time.
2. Clara is a semi virgin as she sexted with Jake and that's her first sexual experience
privileged white kids who have their own car and never ride the metro, so when it's time to ride the metro, they are confused scared little bunnies.
virgin: how does the metro work?
normal person: metro virgin!