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When one cant get laid to save their life. They go their whole life a virgin
Friend- dude, you're 27 and still a virgin?!
me- yeah perpetual virginity sucks.
Someone who does not want to, by choice, or isn't allowed by someone else to drive fast on the road. They are waiting until the right time to experience speed.
Bro, Steve never launches the Lancer, what a speed virgin.
Group of brown guys. standing with their arms across on each others shoulder, creating a bond so strong, it is essentially a lock for their virginity.
Look at Mubashir, kumar, and Ajay posing for a group photo, they have formed a virginity-lock.
A big boy who just can’t get a girl not even an ugly one
Virgin Jayden can’t get her...
His laughter can be heard all throughout the dimly lit halls of the catacombs. Sounding like a sexually deprived Joker had a love child with Scooby-Doo. He himself is a virgin, and is the purist of virgins, so pure in fact that he can take yours with a simple tap on the shoulder and a quick wicked laugh, and poof, it's gone!
The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.
If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.
TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
Explorer: I can hear him, he is behind me!
The Virginity Stealer: REHEHEHEHEEHEHEE
G-Fuel or Mtn Dew. Without exception, EVERYONE, who drinks these drinks is a virgin.
"Yo why you drinking that virgin fuel?"
"Consolation for never getting pussy."
A Straight guy who has had anal but not Vaginal sex who claims he’s still a Virgin
Chad: I’m actually a virgin
Anna: HAVENT you had anal?
Chad: yeah but I’m still a virgin cuz I haven’t had sex like in a girls pussy.. I’m saving myself for the right girl
Anna: oh so you’re a muddy virgin