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an all purpose statement that works particularly well with food !
stated by a darker pigmented woman in a popeye's commercial,
while chowing down on their newest mouth orgasm sandwich !
the statement sort of rolls out of the mouth while the eyes roll back,
and the pull of gravity lessens !
that calzone is pretty good, right ? response: i'm experiencin' some things !
this pizza is clit lappin' good ! , i'm experiencin' ' some things
when she took me off, i was seriously experiencin' some things
When a friend is the literal reason, in every scenario, as to why you can't have nice things. (Ex: always spilling beers, falling over things, breaking things, etc.)
God damnit, Deborah! You're the reason we can't have nice things!
Going on an incredible night-time journey and beginning the morning far from where you began your night. You may or may not remember how you got where you are.
Did you hear Frank woke up in Vancouver this morning? Definitely a classic example of pulling a where the wild things are.
Haha yeah, he said he still doesn't know how he ended up there.
masticate
jaculate
tittular
titter
Bangkok (a city)
ipsical
epadermis
penal
wenis
I was masticating during lunch in Bangkok and somebody saw me and said i was being rude.
things that sound dirty but aren't
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a phrase used by people to cut out part of a story that is not necessary, so that they can get to the meat of the story.
Usually used when people are talking about how they got a guy/girl in the sack.
joe: How did it go last night with whatshername ?
Cramer: We went bowling and one thing led to another and I ended up on top of her in my bed with her screaming !
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The act of getting hammered then proceeding to pussy pop on a headstand in a bathtub with a sombrero on your head, Hannah Montana stickers on your nipples, topless.
For example,
Lucas Andahl is the CLASSIEST THING EVER
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The game was rigged from the start.
You see the thing is,
yes i copy&pasted this so i can post it
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