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A stove that is used to heat a house with wood as it's fuel source. Can be made out of tin, steel, cast iron, etc.
An Alastair wood is someone who touches little kids
alastair wood get away from hose kids
When you make up with a rock hard penis after your girlfriend has had her juicy sweet ass placed against your man parts.
Barry woke up with Peach Wood after Annie had her juicy peach (ass) against his penis last night.
sick cunt. gets all the bitches
Jack woods got all the bitches wet
A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".
Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.
A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.
India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.