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A man who lives in a shed that loves the cock.
I went to freeville to fuck a wood pussy and he locked me in his shed .
sick cunt. gets all the bitches
Jack woods got all the bitches wet
A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".
Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.
A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.
India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.
The erect penis of a homeless man.
"Girl, I Can't get a single guy in this club to take me home. I'm going to have go in the back ally and get me some drift wood."
A stove that is used to heat a house with wood as it's fuel source. Can be made out of tin, steel, cast iron, etc.