⛧ R̶̜̝̻͆̓͝ů̴̦͚͎͙͇̽̊̒͠n̵̢̰̠̳̄̈́́̈́͠ ̴̯̆̀̔s ̟̝̦͋̿̿͂̿h̴̹̒͛͝e ̙͆̄͠ ̵̧̘͓͑̾s ̼̪͒̈́̇̑ͅe ̬̰̰̩̳̔̽ē̵̡͉̜̝͓s̴͈̿͗̈́̎̈́ ̵͉̯͍͈̌̐͐̔̒y ̳̔̓̀̃o ̬̪̟̔͐̈̐̀u ̛̗̞̑̚ ⛧

she sees you when your sleeping she knows when your awake Wake up

⛧ R̶̜̝̻͆̓͝ů̴̦͚͎͙͇̽̊̒͠n̵̢̰̠̳̄̈́́̈́͠ ̴̯̆̀̔s ̟̝̦͋̿̿͂̿h̴̹̒͛͝e ̙͆̄͠ ̵̧̘͓͑̾s ̼̪͒̈́̇̑ͅe ̬̰̰̩̳̔̽ē̵̡͉̜̝͓s̴͈̿͗̈́̎̈́ ̵͉̯͍͈̌̐͐̔̒y ̳̔̓̀̃o ̬̪̟̔͐̈̐̀u ̛̗̞̑̚ ⛧ your dead

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~!Q@W#E$R%T^Y&U*I(O)P_{+}|

You are bored for life.
WTF HAVE YOU DONE?????

~!Q@W#E$R%T^Y&U*I(O)P_{+}|

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Si! He dejado en libertad los prisoneros y ahora vengo por tis!

Spanish for "Yes! I have freed your prisoners and have now come for you!"

Made famous by Guybrush Threepwood in Monkey Island.

"Madre de dios! It's El Pollo Diablo."
(Acoustic guitar bit)
"Si! He dejado en libertad los prisoneros y ahora vengo por tis!"

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🇨🇳: (🦇 🦠 🧪 🧫 🔬) ➡️ 🌍: (😷x + 💀y)

A (very) short history of Covid-19 in 19 characters.

Eric plagiarized “🇨🇳: (🦇 🦠 🧪 🧫 🔬) ➡️ 🌍: (😷x + 💀y)” from Urban Dictionary and SMSed it to his father, who had nicknamed the coronavirus “China virus,” “Chinese virus,” or “kung flu” in racially charged tweets.

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M O U N K I Y S M A N K E

W H E N Y O U S M A N K E T H A T T H I C C M O U N K I Y A N D I T T U R N S I N T O U N C L E F A T

"What are you you doing this evening, Bill?"
" S M A N K E I N G M O U N K I Y P 0 0 S Y"
"Oh, you mean M O U N K I Y S M A N K E?"

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🇨🇳: (🦇 🦠 🧪 🧫 🔬) ➡️ 🌍: (😷x + 💀y)

A (very) short history of Covid-19 in 19 characters.

Eric plagiarized “🇨🇳: (🦇 🦠 🧪 🧫 🔬) ➡️ 🌍: (😷x + 💀y)” from Urban Dictionary and SMSed it to his father, who had nicknamed the coronavirus “China virus,” “Chinese virus,” and “Kung flu” in racially charged tweets.

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E👏🏻X👏🏻A👏🏻C👏🏻T👏🏻L👏🏻Y👏🏻

Exactly.
Brought to you by me.

Why have a phone book, when there’s google?
E👏🏻X👏🏻A👏🏻C👏🏻T👏🏻L👏🏻Y👏🏻

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