This holiday of joy is celebrated on 25th December. Have fun people!
Jeff: what you doing today bro?
Bro: What do you think it’s National Threesome with your Sister and Mom day
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who knew moms can dance. I don’t know you but your mom is a perfect dancer. Bro my mom is not that good at dancing. You are lucky
“Who know moms are really good, I don’t you to your mom is perfect dancer, bro fool my mom, not that good at dancing, you’ll be lucky you lucky” was used in a tiktok comment on krithi.com’s page
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I am currently fucking your mom
Fatima: Hey where's mom?
Dad: i don't care bitch
mom: (currently has me inside her)
IM IN YOUR MOM BITCH EXPECT A NEW DAD
people who pretend to be your mother as an act of sarcasm because they can't smack the shit out of you because that might get them arrested
"I was just doing your mom."
"Yeah dude that's creepy."
"Thanks."
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any and every woman who walks around with the same clothing, hairstyle, husband, jewelry, house, job, possessions, kids, degree, and mannerisms as your mom
"I was just doing your mom"
"Could you do that over there, please?"
"But I thought you liked that!"
"It's great. Thanks."
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any and every person on earth who does anything that looks, feels, or sounds just like your mother does it
"I was just doing your mom"
"Damn baby, that's sexy. Could you go do that over there, please?"
"Sure babe, thanks!"
When a gamer doesn't have a comeback, they'll say they are doing it with your mom when they are not.
"Bro you're trash at this game"
"STFU, I'm doing your mom right now"