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getting a hard on and sticking it into a bag or bucket of ice. keep the hard on by watching some porn or have your woman keep you hard. then once it goes numb stick it into the girls puss. or for the real poke in the ass. and its just a poke cause the cold should only last the firs entry.
tonight i think my girl is going to feel the chill. I'm going to zombie poke her
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Dressing up as a zombie and running around town down, or somewhere busy, while acting like a zombie and following people. its fucking annoying.
dude 1 : ZOMG A ZOMBIE
dude 2 : hell naw, its just nut case teens on a zombie run.
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When the flash on your camera make all your photos look like you're a deer in the headlights. These bright orbs for eyes, instead of your pupils.
" In every single picture from Christina's 30th Birthday, she looks like she has zombie eyes, all you see is 2 bright white glowing orbs in place of her pupils, CREEPY!"
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People who listen to way too much trance music. Trance zombies usually also intake way more ecstacy than needed turning them into etarded mindless drones that are overly fascinated with microlights.
Look at these kids listening to Tiesto..they look like a bunch of trance zombies
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Zombie Piñata is when you take a shit in a dead woman/girl's vagina and proceed to jump on her stomach. This will cause all your shit to fly out of her vagina like a Piñata at a 8 year old's birthday party.
Me: Dude, I totally just Zombie Piñata'd my mom.
Friend: what the fuck man
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