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A man who created the world's evilest corporation, Wal-Mart!
Sam Walton created a monster, one who loves to eat small businesses within a mile's reach!
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A bad-ass Irish myth. The man who works the cabbage fields all day with no sleep. He is a man among woman, some may even say he has red hair, some may even say he enjoys sexy time with farm animals.
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a guy's tasty dick when he gets oral sex without having washed 'recently': his partner is having a 'salty sam' on account of the salty sweat and other residues that are ingested in the process of the fellatio
she just went for it before i could suggest a quick shower...I thought "hey, I guess she won't mind a salty sam...whatthafuk, maybe she likes it that way!"
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There are many people with the name Sam, both male and female. Though it is a common name, Sam Dowd is not a common person. He is unique in so many ways. Sam Dowd is a guy who everyone wants to know. Even further than his immensely good looks is a great personality. He is thoughtful, inteligent, charming, fun, and good-natured. Nobody knows how lucky his girl is to have him. Sam is the most amazing guy in the world. The love he gives is so precious and impossible to let go of. Sam Dowd is the undeniably brightest star out of all in the sky. <3
I love Sam Dowd with all my heart.
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a learning channel way more funnier than any other youtuber you can't make me deny that
"Sam O'Nella is the funniest youtuber!"
or
"Yeah, I watch Sam O'Nella. How could you tell?"
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The best chicken shop (halal) in the world
'Hey, iv got an idea, lets go to Sam's Chicken'
'yeh, we can get 2 burgers, 2 fries, £2'
*enters Sam's Chicken*
'i would like 2 burgers, 2 fries, £2 please'
*hands over the food*
'mmmmmm, this burger is lovely'
'i no'
'u no wat, i wanna speak to sam'
'so do i'
waiter, i wanna speak to SAM
'COS WE LUV SAM!!!!!!'
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A man who was a meat checker in the Civil War who stamped safe meat with a stamp that said US as in United States, but that act what interpreted as Uncle Sam. They used him as a figurehead on posters for men to join the union army.
Also one of my relatives, whether you believe me or not.
Dude, did you see that poster in the hall? Uncle Sam wants me again! Freaking army men(:
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