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Clasping of the testicles in the hole made by touching the index finger to the thumb. The scrotum is stretched across the testicles and lays on the side of the hand; by gently squeezing the finger and thumb closer together it appears if the "heart" is beating.
After his seventh tequila shot, Chad stood up and showed everyone at the party his turkey heart.
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A penis ( and testicles) surrounded by pubic hair.
Hey babe, check-out this turkey in the straw that I've got here... gobble-gobble-gobble... hmm...?
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the enlargement of one's stomach right after eating thanksgiving dinner, usually involving too much turkey
"i probably wont be able to fit into my clothes on black friday with this big turkey tummy"
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Attempting to leave Yale University for summer vacation. The three months apart from said institution is known to drive naive quitters insane, until they inevitably relapse around late August. Side effects of quitting Yale cold turkey include extreme boredom, Forever Alone, Sad Frog face, sobriety, and reassimilation into mainstream society.
Concerned mother: It's my 19 year old's first time quitting Yale cold turkey. He's two months in but he's stopped eating.
Another mother: My son failed a class so he could retake it over the summer.
Concerned mother: My son never thought of that!
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In which during intercourse, your partner will suddenly flail about until the unexpectedly die on top of you.
"Yeah I was going to give him a blow job, but he suddenly went cold turkey on me"
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Typically during Thanksgiving, take a shot of tequila followed by a shot of Turkey fat and immediately go
"GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!" like a turkey and freak your family the fuck out
Brother: Dude, do the turkey shot bet u wont lmao
Me: **downs shots** "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
Kids: *cry*
Mother: You're adopted
Dad: Someone call the ambulance, grandma's having a heart attack!
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A boy that looks like or is related to some kind of bird.
Abdullaaaa.....ello ello?
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