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Typically during Thanksgiving, take a shot of tequila followed by a shot of Turkey fat and immediately go
"GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!" like a turkey and freak your family the fuck out
Brother: Dude, do the turkey shot bet u wont lmao
Me: **downs shots** "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
Kids: *cry*
Mother: You're adopted
Dad: Someone call the ambulance, grandma's having a heart attack!
the enlargement of one's stomach right after eating thanksgiving dinner, usually involving too much turkey
"i probably wont be able to fit into my clothes on black friday with this big turkey tummy"
Clasping of the testicles in the hole made by touching the index finger to the thumb. The scrotum is stretched across the testicles and lays on the side of the hand; by gently squeezing the finger and thumb closer together it appears if the "heart" is beating.
After his seventh tequila shot, Chad stood up and showed everyone at the party his turkey heart.
A penis ( and testicles) surrounded by pubic hair.
Hey babe, check-out this turkey in the straw that I've got here... gobble-gobble-gobble... hmm...?
Profession: The poor soul that stares at turkey butts all day while he/she roasts them over an open flame.
How much do you make as a turkey turner?
Not much.
Not much at all.
A boy that looks like or is related to some kind of bird.
Abdullaaaa.....ello ello?
Any junkie who has been using needles so long that they have blown out all of their veins and now must break the tip off of the needle and squirt their dope (heroin, cocaine, meth, oxys...whatever their drug of choice is) up their ass to get high. This is usually followed by the person shitting his/herself and is pretty amusing to watch.
Junkie #1: I love to turkey baste my dope but i hate cleaning the shit off my leg when I am done.
Junkie #2: That is why I turkey baste over the toilet man, no mess to clean up.
It is so sad to see Randy now, I hear that he is a turkey baster. He is wasting his life shooting meth up his ass.