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There is nothing to describe about this drug, because many people do not survive the trip, but for the ones who do, they say it is the craziest shit theyve ever done. Don't even try to find the drug because it is only found on 3 beaches in madagascar where leatherback turtles lay their eggs exposed to sunlight, which is what makes the drug so powerful.
Yo mang, i did turtle shells last night, and HOLY SHIT, i cant believe i survived the trip
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Squeezing the penis in a vagina so hard it turns purple.
Dee gave Dustin a purple turtle, so he thanked her and gave her a buck.
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Medium sized, nicely rounded, perky breasts shaped much like a plump turtle dove. Not as large as sweater puppies, but still very alluring and attactive.
Dan: Wow, Jenny sure has a nice pair of turtle doves, doesn't she, Ben?
Ben: I'll say. The other day she was wearing a loose fitting blouse and when she bent over to get something from the bottom drawer of her desk, I caught a nice look at her turtle doves. Very alluring, that's for sure!
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the act of punching babies in the face
I was boinkin Pablo when i saw a picture of young Andrew, and then i felt the urge to give him a turtle curtle.
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n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by making a thin tight layer with the scrotum skin by stretching it in two directions. Then bouncing the shaft and head of the penis up and down on the scrotum
That guy just showed me his Turtle on a Tramoline, apparently its a famous dick trick in New England.
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A sex act named after a Dr. Seuss story, in which many men pile on top each other, facing down, and have anal with the man below them.
A man was once crushed to death underneath a Yertle the Turtle.
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When someone dresses up in Teenage Mutant Ninja turtle (preferably, but regular turtle will do fine) apparel, and proceeds to get their dominatrix on with a woman. The wearer of the costume gets bonus points for a "cow-a bunga, dude."
"Good lord, what happened to Jeffrey?"
"Caught his mom getting a turtle sundae from his dad."
-Conversation between Jeffrey Dahmer's aunt and second cousin.
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