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Very thin, bony human legs, so named for their resemblance to the thin, scrawny little legs of a chicken.
Chicken legs? Have you tried jogging?
Distraught Ex:(Pointing to legs) "You would give up these beauties for these matchsticks?!" (pointing to new flame's legs)
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Gay chicken in like the regular game of chicken except that instead of driving at each other on a collision course, players make homosexual advances until one player will "chicken out". However, like in the normal game of chicken, the worst result for both players is when neither chickens out, in the case of gay chicken resulting in some form of homosexual act.
Traditionally this is when two guys slowly go in for a kiss, slowly moving toward another and the guy who can tolerate it the longest wins. If neither chicken out, then the two kiss.
There are many other variants on Gay Chicken like running a hand up each other's thigh or simply kissing into the air, winking, etc.. One form it may take is a straight out gay action that would immediately creep out the other person without them even intending on playing the game, e.g. coming up behind someone and surprising them with a tap on the ass. In this way, Gay chicken becomes more like a prank than a one-on-one game of wills.
Stan: Oh look. Tom's going in for the kiss...
Rex: Tom's not very good at gay chicken.. nope, he chickened out.
John: Man gay chicken disturbs me. Yesterday Alex just came up behind me and grabbed my ass. Creeped me right out.
Steven: Alex can chicken out everyone. I wonder about him sometimes...
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An assumed "food group" believed to regularly be consumed and by black people.
Toho: "Damn nigga, I's be needin's some fried chicken nigga."
Yoyo: "Nigga damn, that's why dems honkeys always be thinkins' we always eaten fried chicken and wata' melon b!tch!"
Toho: "sh!t. . . (pause) . . . I know! Lets go get some Big Macs from McD's!"
Yoho: "Word B!tch, now dats how we do, we be GANGSTA!."
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huge, huge nipples that ruin the breast
chelsea had an amazing rack, but once she took her shirt off, it was ruined by those chicken patties
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A food product McDonald's tries to pass off as "100% White Chicken Meat", but in fact should be thought of as "100% Chicken" This is because the process of making a McNugget is as follows:
McDonald's first finds themselves a live chicken.
They then crush said chicken until all of the parts of the chicken mix completely to form one consistent substance closely resembling rubber.
After this is done, McDonald's forms this substance into a nugget shape and deep fries it; thus giving the world Chicken McNuggets.
So, as shown above, the term, "100% Chicken" is fitting; since Chicken McNuggets are in fact composed of 100% Chicken--feathers and everything.
Chicken McNuggets are responsible for 75% of the worlds fat people.
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evil and trying over the world, by eliminating morals and crashing the economy
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One of the few shows that actually make me laugh out loud. Most funny shows (South Park, Beavis and Butthead, stand-up comics like Dennis Leary but not racist twatsuckers like Chris Rock) usually draw a grin from me. YET another Adultswim comedy goldmine (other fine examples are Futurama, Family Guy, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force).!
You want an example? Get off your computer and turn on Cartoon Network at night.
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